BULLDOG1964
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congrats to @ robotica on your win and a very big thank you to @ MrDJ for the chance in your very kind giveaway........
Mmmmm, delicious sex lube. That'll make your favourite rda a bit slippery to grab hold ofif the post office at tescos asks this time you are getting sex lube in your package as ive had a few refused before.
She probably opened the parcel aswell.well that was intersting.
her - what postage do you want.
me - how much is the difference.
her - 4.50 first 3.95 second
me - not a lot of difference then. fastest signed for please
her - what in the box
me - lube
her - whats that
me - sex lube
her - i dont understand
me - anal sex lube for jiggy jiggy
her - looking shocked heres your change. next.
me - when i got home. stupid bint has done second class.
sorry for the delay but thanks to ed shearen it took me almost 3 hours to get home last night instead of 30 minutes.