Got fat?

[Jd_]

I had to buy a few pairs of larger sized jeans last year as my old ones were impossible to fasten, but I kept the old ones because this being a fat bastard is only a temporary thing (or course I'll lose the weight - it will miracle itself away)..

The couple of pairs of jeans I bought last year are now worn out so I drove out to Matalan to buy another couple of pairs of cheap shit jeans (because me being a fatty is temporary). Went in, picked up two pairs of the same pattern, same sized jeans as I bought last year - went to the changing room and ... couldn't fasten the bastards.

It took a while to realise that the last ones I bought were stretch, which was some consolation - and some same size stretch ones did fit. But I've just realised that not only do I now need a wider size, but I have to get stretchy stuff to cram the blubber in, so I'm fatter than I thought. Bollocks..

The person who invented stretch jeans for men should be given a nobel prize

 

[JohnnyAce]

The person who invented stretch jeans for men should be given a nobel prize

They're crazy comfy, I got a couple of pairs from Primani. Freedom of movement and more forgiving on the waistline

 

["Misfit"]

Clocking in here
Weighed myself today and the scales say i'm a fat bastard
So i need to do something about it
I'm just shy of 6 foot and now weigh 17stone 5 pounds
This is the heaviest i've ever been
So i need to get back down to 13 stone
Continuous doses of steroids don't help.
I can do this

 

[TP 72]

Good luck @Social Misfit hope you achieve your target.

 

[Jd_]

Clocking in here
Weighed myself today and the scales say i'm a fat bastard
So i need to do something about it
I'm just shy of 6 foot and now weigh 17stone 5 pounds
This is the heaviest i've ever been
So i need to get back down to 13 stone
Continuous doses of steroids don't help.
I can do this

Heyyyy, your just bulking up, right? Beefcake!

 

["Misfit"]

Clocking in here
Weighed myself today and the scales say i'm a fat bastard
So i need to do something about it
I'm just shy of 6 foot and now weigh 17stone 5 pounds
This is the heaviest i've ever been
So i need to get back down to 13 stone
Continuous doses of steroids don't help.
I can do this

Now weighing in at 15 stone 5 pounds but not lost anything past 2 weeks
Have to step up a gear going to drastically cut down on my carbs.
and get my lazy arse out walking.
I will get into that little black dress yet

 

[TP 72]

Now weighing in at 15 stone 5 pounds but not lost anything past 2 weeks
Have to step up a gear going to drastically cut down on my carbs.
and get my lazt arse out walking.
I will get into that little black dress yet

Good luck, start by walking then when the times right try jogging lol

 

[zouzounaki]

Now weighing in at 15 stone 5 pounds but not lost anything past 2 weeks
Have to step up a gear going to drastically cut down on my carbs.
and get my lazy arse out walking.
I will get into that little black dress yet

what aboot that @Rickster ? heard the cunt’s like the side ae a hoose noo.

 

["Misfit"]

what aboot that @Rickster ? heard the cunt’s like the side ae a hoose noo.

Has he been back online ?

 

[zouzounaki]

i saw him posting in the music thread. must be jubilee fever.