Brand new Thor 2 Stabwood DNA75C

[Arawn1975!]

Interesting concept for a competition Mitz and funny too! Good luck you lot and judging by the jokes so far y’all need professional help! Lol

 

[Mitz]

Interesting concept for a competition Mitz and funny too! Good luck you lot and judging by the jokes so far y’all need professional help! Lol

Still waiting for a short home movie clip from someone of them giving their better half a little lap dance or doing a twerk.

Come on @SirLugg I wanna see that shit..... if done whilst wearing pink trousers you'll win this comp and every other. In fact, you'll win my house, my car and everything else I've got! Won't need any of it anyways as I'll be dead from laughing too hard.....

 

[Mitz]

Have I broken @SirLugg ???

 

[SirLugg]

Have I broken @SirLugg ???


View attachment 259883

Haha! Nah, I’m away for a few days with the family mate. And the very last thing you want to see is me twerking - pink trousers or not! [emoji23]

 

[Muttydog]

 

[Muttydog]

Met a fat girl last night

She looked into my eyes and said "Hello, I'm Anita"

I looked at her stomach and said " Yes you certainly are "

 

[Murcix]

The man who saved the drowning girl. with his own technique

 

["Misfit"]

 

[Banjostring]

I popped into a local bar yesterday. Told the barmaid that I was an English teacher and she asked me for an example of a double entendre.

So I gave her one [emoji16]

 

[dovpo_uk]

Dad Joke.

“ have you watched the movie Constipation?
Its not come out yet!”