I dont mind answering a few questions if required

[Tubbyengineer]

I once made my missus take the Christmas tree down because she'd put it up too early.

Am I a miserable git?

Unfortunately yes...

 

[Tubbyengineer]

Why does @HAZZA1962 profile picture look like he's about to audition for a part in the Village People.

Because HAZZA1962 IS the village people...

 

[Cigarette]

I just bought some powdered water, what do I add?

 

[TartanSpartan]

I just bought some powdered water, what do I add?

Spittle


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[Cigarette]

Spittle


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Grim, but then again ... Snakes don't have arms, that's why they don't wear vests

 

[bonjamin]

I was thinking about buying a Russian 91. Does it matter that I wouldn't know what to do with it?


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[Cigarette]

I was thinking about buying a Russian 91. Does it matter that I wouldn't know what to do with it?


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Twist, Lick and Dunk

 

[Chegs]

I was thinking about buying a Russian 91. Does it matter that I wouldn't know what to do with it?

A 91yr old Russian is likely to be a bit dry,hence the advice to lick.

 

[HAZZA1962]

Because @HAZZA1962 IS the village people...

It's better than being the Village Idiot!!!

 

[Doc58]

If a Duck was the size of a Lion, and the Lion was the size of a Duck and they had a fight who would win?