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[bellyman]

I have a V1 Dave.
Apparently they ironed out the issues with V2.

 

[CarbonBoy]

Just don’t touch your door handles for a week or so... that’s all I’m saying.

 

[raggy]

Just don’t touch your door handles for a week or so... that’s all I’m saying.

Funny you should say that...my wife had the same thought...[emoji859]

 

[Deleted member 54254]

Watch out for eastern europeans carrying brollys too.

 

[KetracelWhite]

Just don’t touch your door handles for a week or so... that’s all I’m saying.

= that's more the KGB / FSB. Ukrainians favour simpler solutions like axes. scythes, etc...

 

[CarbonBoy]

= that's more the KGB / FSB. Ukrainians favour simpler solutions like axes. scythes, etc...

Better to be safe, rather than sorry.

 

[Shetland Sam]

I can just see the advert of a weird bloke on the tv with a woman saying for just £5 a month you could sponsor a Dave. Your money would go to getting him ready for his forever home. Save a Dave from abuse and neglect with just £5 a month


In small print it reads no Dave's were hurt in the making of this advert haha

 

[vapemac]

Maybe I have a defective Dave, he just gets rowdy and pisses in the pitchers of beer and coughs over all the nibbles

Mum had a Dave, he was a good Dave until he got steaming then he'd turn into a Richard

 

[Cliffyboy1962]

Looking back at that thread I think @Shetland Sam and I might have inadvertently antagonised dave01

Surely not.

 

[raggy]

I can just see the advert of a weird bloke on the tv with a woman saying for just £5 a month you could sponsor a Dave. Your money would go to getting him ready for his forever home. Save a Dave from abuse and neglect with just £5 a month


In small print it reads no Dave's were hurt in the making of this advert haha

Is this the Dave from the advert?