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Air pollution is the leading cause of cancer, says World Health Organisation

Time for a new health nazi group called Action on Air and Health, or AAH for short.

Wouldn't that be just wonderful? Anti air zealots banging on about air related diseases and how kiddies shouldn't be allowed helium balloons because they might become a gateway to full blown air. It's going to be a big job to cover 75% of the atmosphere with warning messages though. ;)
 
in fact, scratch that... new health nazi group should be called Action for Healthy Air or A-HA and be fronted by this bloke:

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"In residential buildings, heating and cooking are to blame"
Got this one sorted.
Sleeping bag, with foot holes in the bottom.
Raw carrots for tea.
Watch the vaping though. Don't let your coil warm up to much, cancer risk.
 
Great.

Another thing for mental right-wingers to believe would be better under privatisation. Fortunately I have accustomed myself to almost continually breathing in my own methane expulsions.
 
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