Birthday haiku test, more potv prizes, you only live twice

[Merino-Teflon]

Instead of doing what I did in the early stages of the last thread, I am going to be more sneaky with my hints to success here by deleting posts that don't cut the mustard. I cannot promise to continue doing this from now on though, and you will not get an explanation.
I will delete any queries to the matter.
Also, describing a favourite vaping thing here does not mean comparing it favourably or otherwise to another vaping thing, not that it is a big deal, but, it does go against what I believe POTV to stand for as a whole.
I love you all!
Not really!

Gosh, that was harsh, two words: Syllables! Content!


Edit: Sound out your fecking syllables before you post them, you maniacs.

 

[steffijade]

veiled in lustrous fug
savour oh saviour of mine
emerald bovine

 

[Ztevie]

My ego rs
is my daytime battery
Charge lasts until tea

 

[Triumph]

I love my EVOD

cheap but it vapes like a dream

The best tank I deem

 

[Triumph]

Once I smelt of smoke


Now I vape itaste, no joke!


Now I smell no more!

 

[Senor Stuff]

With shiny Smok pipe
Flat cap, tweed jacket and Pimms
I vape like a sir


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[Vapemonkey1980]

Small and shineyfull
i love you my dear friend gus
proper dinky too

 

[SouthernVaper]

theres one thing for me
igo-l drip all day long
E juice tastes divine

 

[Tromain]

How do I love it,
My trusty old lavatube,
Thrown, dropped, vapeing strong.

 

[Vapeoholic]

My Vamo Loves Me
I Love It
We Are Always Together