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The all wise questions and answers session with the case maker

I have listed some questions and answers so it gives me more time to make things. I'm not sure if this is the right place to put this thread but mods move it if you wish


Q. who are you

A. I'm a normal guy who loves to create

Q. Where do you live

A. in the countryside Worcestershire

Q. do you vape?

A. yes I'm an ex-smoker of 2 years

Q. do you have a website etc

A. no not as such what I make is bespoke 'one offs' I do have an Instagram page vapesmarter00 and I have a patreon account that I'm working on. I do tweet also.

Q do you have a DVD player in each workshop

A. yes I do it helps me to create


The Products.

Q. can I send you this to convert or I have a dream of someone making this,

A. yes please do send me a message on POTV

Q. do you just do leather and wood?

A. yes and no I do other things try me

Q. I'm a business can I order 40

A. not really I do this so people can have one off things

Q. do you use drawings

A. no not really I have the finished product in my mind so I work towards that

Q. how long to make a cabinet

A. about 2 to 3 days

Q how long to make a leather case?

A. a day maybe a morning if I push it

Q. is the wood local to you is it British

A. yes it is

Q. how long will a cabinet last

A. They are built to outlive you if cared for

Q. I don't like it, it doesn't match my hair my eyes etc

A. I work very closely with you to prevent this it's a process go with it.

Q. will the prices go up

A. yes they most likely will

Q. will you do this forever

A. no I will do it till I get bored and then move on

Q. can I meet you and have your autograph on my chest and shake your hand

A. yes I will be at vape expo and vapefest this year shave your chest I will bring a pen I will even shake your hand.

Q I love your products and wish I could own one

A. then ask the question I'm a laid back chap you don't have much money but have a dream then ok let's see what we can do

Q. why do you do "making threads"

A. so you can see it being made its personal to you so you get to see it warts and all.

Q. what machinery do you use

A. I use kity machines and to my son's disgust use DeWalt tools (as he says DeWalt bad boy)


Answers to questions I would like to give but I'm a gentleman

Q. can I order something and not pay for it

A. come on, I spend 2 days making and you can't pay is that fair

Q will you make an item so I can sell it on eBay for loads of money

A. nope

Q. I sent you a design and then pissed about then went all quiet and hoped you forgot

A. thanks for that I love wasting my time just waiting for your mail

Q. my mate makes these he is cheaper than you

A. go to your 'mate' then and buy one

Q. you and me in business together we could make a killing

A. thanks for the offer but I will pass on that



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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? (A European one by the way) ;)
 
European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
Or half that speed when they have been to the chippy on their way back from the boozer and got pie and chips under their left wing.
 
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What if it was carrying a coconut?
Don't get me wrong on this one. When it's kicking out time at the boozer. The only things available to swallows are chip shops and kebab houses. Greengrocers tend to close at 5.30pm. So coconuts would be hard to obtain at midnight. Unless you lived in the jungle. :D
 
Don't get me wrong on this one. When it's kicking out time at the boozer. The only things available to swallows are chip shops and kebab houses. Greengrocers tend to close at 5.30pm. So coconuts would be hard to obtain at midnight. Unless you lived in the jungle. :D
They could pop to the 24hr tesco (on a Friday night)

Growing up after the club we'd hit the back of the bakery about 3/4am one of the bakers there would sell us fresh cakes (he was also a seller of illegal substances, which at the time worked quite well)
 
The only way you would get a coconut in a jungle, would be if a swallow dropped it[emoji1]
 
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