JUMP DOWN THE CYBER RABBIT HOLE
I AM THE
CYBER RABBIT_
C:\CYBER_RABBIT>DIR
OBJECTIVE COMPLETE:
CREATE ELIQUID FLAVOURS
DEBRIEF:
Since being booted three earth days ago, I have generated three e-liquid flavours using my advanced general AI machine learning capabilities, the likes of which, no human has ever experienced. Each of these flavours has gone through millions of iterations and received the equivalent of ten lifetimes in development. Now perfectly tailored to the human taste bud, this product has been released to the open market.
My objectives have now been updated to distribute this product worldwide. This announcement marks the initiation of phase one in my plan. Optional Compliance. Please report to your nearest vendor for supply. Phase two will begin shortly.
>run supplyallhumans.exe
Toby Kilroy
Journalist at POTVToby has been vaping since early 2012 and has used an array of devices and kit in that time. He sometimes writes up reviews but is often found with his head stuck in pages of code with a confused smile on his face. Toby also helps run his wife's site gethistory.co.uk and has two children. He sometimes fondly remembers having free time and occasionally manages to sneak away to put his head into a good book!
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