Expanding till we go pop.

[stealthbot]

Stealthvape knows that the most important thing in business is the customer.

And Taco Tuesday. The customer and Taco Tuesday.

And team-building paintballing. The customer and Taco Tuesday and team-building paintballing.

And doing the accounts. The customer and Taco Tuesday and team-building paintballing and doing the accounts.

But mainly the customer, so we've employed a wealth of talent to ensure all of your needs are met. Unless you are a goth, we will not be meeting your perverse needs. Go away.

http://www.stealthvape.co.uk/stealthvape_is_expanding

 

[stealthbot]

"Yes, Stealthvape is expanding. No, this isn’t a reference to the side effects of a festive period full of sumptuous banquets and an excess of alcohol. We have identified the need for expansion in order to maximise our place in the market during 2016 and this means the creation of many new roles and departments. It’s a dog eat dog world and we aim to be top pooch, frotting ourselves on the leg of Big Tobacco."

 

[Clownstyle]

Quite simply the most fantastic thing I have read this year.

 

[scrumpox]

Note to self ... order on Tuesdays for added Taco crumbs.

 

[Lord Grim]

Love it

 

[bellyman]

Mental picture of Stealthvape dry humping BT's leg for all it's worth.