Family's cremated cat turns up at home

[Kevstar]

Has anyone seen my cat? It was last seen in the Warrington area.

Joe's Kebabs tasted extra good this week.

 

[Puffed Daddy]

Has anyone seen my cat? It was last seen in the Warrington area.

What markings did it have?



As this one had Pirelli P6000!!

 

[ForestMagpie]

What markings did it have?



As this one had Pirelli P6000!!

Michelin stripes and a penis I drew on it with a Sharpie cos it's a little dick.

 

[Puffed Daddy]

Michelin stripes and a penis I drew on it with a Sharpie cos it's a little dick.

Oh, he supported Forrest too then?

 

[ForestMagpie]

Oh, he supported Forrest too then?

He supported Derby, I just wish I was the one who burned the little twat.

 

[Vapaneezer Scrooge]

I bet Frankie was fur-ious the owners replaced him.
But I guess the other cat urn-ed its place.