I'll not attend your fete.@Mawsley
I'll have you know, Mrs knome is a caring, sharing dogshit carper and bakes fruitcake for next door.
I just curmudge.
I don't mind how many you use ............. as long as you're paying them properly and supplying the right gear.I think it's safe to say I'm feeling fucking awesome and back to normal. So there's that. Apologies to all the feinthearts who have been offended by my use of language. I pledge that tomorrow I will use 5 fewer cunts, 12 less cockwands, and an absolute fuckton less pricks.
We're lucky. Next door are lovely neighbours - no dogs, no cats. And Mrs knome does bake a nice fruitcake.I'll not attend your fete.
Hmm.We're lucky. Next door are lovely neighbours - no dogs, no cats. .
I like dogs and cats. Mrs knome doesn't. Simples. She wins.Hmm.
Genuinely torn over this.
I like dogs and cats. Mrs knome doesn't. Simples. She wins.