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I hate children.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 3dj, Sep 12, 2019.

  1. 3dj

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    As the title goes. Is it legal to shoot the fuckers in this country? Two families with small children recently have moved into our cul de sac (French word for having the snip) They all out there as I type this making a fucking racket. Noisy little fuckers. And to cap it all, one of them is fucking ginger. Why the fuck did God invent children. Fuckin twat. Me and the wife never had children cos I hate the fuckers and so does she.
    No offence to folk on the forum who own some of these little bastards.
    Rant time me thinks.
     
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  2. Chris K

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    I cannot agree enough!!

    I have a serious dislike of kids. I'll take my dog everyday of the week over a child.

    Luckily Lizzie agrees me so no kids for us! :dance::dance::dance:

    If it could be taken away and returned around the age of 18, that would be fine but that first 18 years... No chance.
     
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  3. 3dj

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    Buy a pet squirrel and don't fuck about.
     
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  4. Crewella

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    I quite like them if they're properly cooked. :16:
     
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  5. Chris K

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    I would but we bought Corey a stuffed squirrel and... Well... This...

    IMG_20190912_191611.jpg

    Imagine the bloodshed!
     
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    ..... but I couldn't eat a whole one :D
     
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  7. Chris K

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    Slow cooker... Thank me later ;)
     
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  8. burnt fingers

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    You have to use kids right. They are a source of labour and you can completely take the piss regrading pension rights and minimum wage.
     
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  9. 3dj

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    Have you ever eaten a child then? I have. If you ever get to eat a ginger one, make sure you put lots of salt and pepper on it, and some chili powder to disguise the taste. Best done in an oven at 450c for 45 minutes.
     
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  10. ObiWanVaponi

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    Happily childless here too, although all the neighbours are infested.

    My favourite is when the kid next door shouts at the one two doors down but they are too small/stupid to have a normal conversation so its just screeching "Harry" and "Ronny" over the fence.

    Pricks.
     
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