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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ianleeds, May 22, 2017.
I used to date a girl with severe
eczema. She had cracking tits
My wife and I laugh about how
competitive we are.
Although I laugh slightly louder.
Had to take my cat to the vet
the other day.
Turned out he'd had a massive
A guy is in a brothel and sees a price list on the wall:
Full sex £100
Blow job £50
He asks the girl "Do you do masturbation?"
She replies "Yes".
He says "Well wash your hands and get me a cheese sandwich".
Q/ What's the difference between
a chickpea and a lentil?
A/ No-one has ever paid to have
a lentil on their face...
What goes 90 mph down a river bed ?????
A motorpike and sidecarp
A group of chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel reception for discussing their winning games. The manager couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I've just accidentally swallowed
some scrabble tiles.
My next shit could spell disaster.
Man goes to see his doctor 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'
My friend can only sleep
on stacks of magazines.
He's got back issues.