Review The Avenger by EMI clone

[Mawsley]

Disclaimer: No one reads this anyway so I guess I can now type pretty much what I like. I wrote this review in a field of daisies and dandylions while my arse cheeks were being kissed by the sun. The words I scribed upon the page, using a quill and ink made from pixie juice, were mine alone - fluttering into the ether like the fluffy clouds crossing the sky. No one from POTV was there, none of them and everything, I didn't tell them I was picnicking alone so that I could be with my thoughts. Even though the odd baby lamb skipped by, knocking my papers over with a cheery baa, nothing could upset me. Nothing except the shit of a farmer who shot my dog.

The AVENGER by EMI clone from FastTech



Full review here

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I’ve really got the bit between my teeth when it comes to copper pins, bottom firing, extendible Pino mods, there’s something about the design of a Pino that sets it apart from the others in the way that Wolverine’s adamantium claws made him unique. Although I do wonder about the problems Wolverine faces when going to the toilet if he got a bit angry at something on the radio while using toilet paper.

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Some clones arrive and you know you should have saved the money for bags of sweets, pornography or whatever tickles your particular fancy. You’ll find no judgement here – I don’t care what you do for kicks as long as it isn’t bad karaoke.

The Avenger clone arrives between the two: It isn’t the greatest thing since compartmentalised toolboxes but it isn’t more shit than the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary special either.

If you pay attention to the reviews on the FT site you’ll see most have marked the mod down severely for [the button] defect which I find a bit unfair seeing as it only costs £11/$17 and is so easy to correct. If I’d thought about it at the time I’d have added some glue but in six weeks use it hasn’t dropped back out.

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The copper pins – oh, the copper pins. Making up dual mesh wicks with Kanthal microcoils sourced @stealthvape and filled with Squid Ink you can get @MrKraken it makes for a wonderful vape with the power surging through those superior contacts. At just 95 grams it’s a light little bugger too, handy for pockets and a stealthy vape in 350 mode with a dripper.

It probably won’t last fifty years like Stan Lee’s Avengers – but then at this price you could have more than one in your mod stand.

• Vendor: FastTech
• Cost: £11.05
• Building materials: Stealthvape
• Juice: Kraken eCigs
• Batteries: Torchy

 

[ElsaBubs]

Mawsley are you regretting ever doubting me at the meet when i was chatting about copper pins?

...you buying lemon juice in bulk?

 

[wuz_uk]

What Farmer? Dog? I dont understand ........................ bye the way that mod has got something about it

 

[Mawsley]

What Farmer? Dog? I dont understand ........................ bye the way that mod has got something about it

It's eleven quid and has copper pins - if you can suck up 21mm and the possibility of some loose threads then what's not to love really. But, as I said, it's not the best mod they sell, it's not the worst.

 

[Mawsley]

@Mawsley are you regretting ever doubting me at the meet when i was chatting about copper pins?

...you buying lemon juice in bulk?

What, with the Launcher clone, the Avenger clone and now my glorious Panzer?

There's only one thing I can say to you really:

 

[wuz_uk]

It's eleven quid and has copper pins - if you can suck up 21mm and the possibility of some loose threads then what's not to love really. But, as I said, it's not the best mod they sell, it's not the worst.

i got a credit over there from an order i cancelled, so it wont feel like i am paying for it if you know what i mean

 

[Mawsley]

i got a credit over there from an order i cancelled, so it wont feel like i am paying for it if you know what i mean

The Launcher pisses on it though - larger copper contacts and all-round better made.

 

[ElsaBubs]

Mawsley

we are going up!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mawsley]

@Mawsley

we are going up!!!!!!!!!

You fucking chunt!

I said that before Xmas and you told me to shut up because I was tempting fate.

But fuck yeh! Finally, finally - after so fucking long, this is our year

*Apologies for small children offended by the expletives: I've had a cider to celebrate

 

[Mawsley]

@Mawsley

we are going up!!!!!!!!!

We won the League Cup over two legs, one of which was on the day I was born.

My brother got me the original programme for my birthday before last