Hello from the West Midlands

[Reevo]

Thank you all for the Red carpet,

Have I gone too far now ?

Nope, you can go all the way! lol well, with Rags anyway!

 

[JennyJ]

But Jenny, My shiny magikarp brings all the ladies to the... Okay, it does fuck all for me...

Fucking magikarp! You even suck at sucking!

"Magikarp I choose YOU!" .......... splash......

 

[Raguri]

Fucking magikarp! You even suck at sucking!

"Magikarp I choose YOU!" .......... splash......

... Magikarp was one of the greatest pokemon ever! (Okay, in the game at least)
If you worked hard at it, it went from the weakest piece of shit ever, into a huge, long, and tough monster

 

[Reevo]

... Magikarp was one of the greatest pokemon ever! (Okay, in the game at least)
If you worked hard at it, it went from the weakest piece of shit ever, into a huge, long, and tough monster

Sounds like an advert for Viagra!

 

[Raguri]

Sounds like an advert for Viagra!

Somehow, I've just managed to make magikarp sexual...
But, when he is weak, all he can do is splash you.
If you work hard with him, He'll be able to hydro pump you into oblivion

 

[Reevo]

Due to him having a big bladder??

 

[JennyJ]

... Magikarp was one of the greatest pokemon ever! (Okay, in the game at least)
If you worked hard at it, it went from the weakest piece of shit ever, into a huge, long, and tough monster

I used to hate the gym trainer with a Gyarados, he was always de-flowering my Ivysaur, ravaging her delicate folds and penetrating her armour with his hydro pump

 

[Raguri]

I used to hate the gym trainer with a Gyarados, he was always de-flowering my Ivysaur, ravaging her delicate folds and penetrating her armour with his hydro pump

I think the worst one was Lickitung.
That horny fucker tries to lick everything, and anything he sees...
Just imagine what he'd do to your Ivysaur and her delicate folds...

 

[Reevo]

And they're off! lol ahhh the memories.

 

[Ninjaassasin1983]

welcome to the planet flip