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Electronic cigarettes Killed Diana.
The people's princess died in what some people may be unaware was a car accident that could have been caused if the driver had been vaping. If vaping had existed when she died in 1997.
The Daily Mail can exclusively reveal also that Prince Charles wouldn't have found Camilla remotely attractive if she had vaped on flavours like Blueberry Muffin as that one is really fucking disgusting.
In other stories regarding vaping several 'merican kids have all died at the same time, or not died, but definitely got quite ill, possibly, from vaping some shit they bought off Dodgey Dave down a back alley. It's believed that they all suddenly got lung disease (cos that covers lots of different/real diseases) from vaping those tiny little tasteless Juul things owned by Malboro.
In other news the McCanns have spoken out about why they had to leave Maddie in her apartment by herself because "Kate had totally run out of her Heizenberg" and the shop over the road was the only place they could buy it from in Portugal.
Also, Michael Jackson's family have gone into the eliquid market and have brought out a new line called Jesus Juice. It is not known yet whether it has had any affect on children, but let's just say it almost certainly will do.
Jill Dando died while inhaling Red Estaire eliquid.
Gary Glitter owns 2 vaporizers.
House prices are decreasing because of immigrants who are only here to vape.
Electronic cigarettes Killed Diana.
The people's princess died in what some people may be unaware was a car accident that could have been caused if the driver had been vaping. If vaping had existed when she died in 1997.
The Daily Mail can exclusively reveal also that Prince Charles wouldn't have found Camilla remotely attractive if she had vaped on flavours like Blueberry Muffin as that one is really fucking disgusting.
In other stories regarding vaping several 'merican kids have all died at the same time, or not died, but definitely got quite ill, possibly, from vaping some shit they bought off Dodgey Dave down a back alley. It's believed that they all suddenly got lung disease (cos that covers lots of different/real diseases) from vaping those tiny little tasteless Juul things owned by Malboro.
In other news the McCanns have spoken out about why they had to leave Maddie in her apartment by herself because "Kate had totally run out of her Heizenberg" and the shop over the road was the only place they could buy it from in Portugal.
Also, Michael Jackson's family have gone into the eliquid market and have brought out a new line called Jesus Juice. It is not known yet whether it has had any affect on children, but let's just say it almost certainly will do.
Jill Dando died while inhaling Red Estaire eliquid.
Gary Glitter owns 2 vaporizers.
House prices are decreasing because of immigrants who are only here to vape.
