Him (a smoker): Those ecig things kill. Why do you think there's no medical data published?
Me: Here's some medical data for you... you'll be dead before me. Would you like the list of poisons you're inhaling, or are you happy to just carry on talking bollocks about something you know nothing about?
I'm standing there with my first ecig unable to fire it up.
Bloke says, "You light those things like a normal cigarette don't you?"
2 melted drip tips later I realised that....no.