The Camper Thread.

[HAZZA1962]

Yeah... Well see you at the end of VF, wondering how you call yourself a man

Bleugh wine

That's not Wine you Philistine It's a 22% Scouse Liqueur!!!

 

[Huggett]

That's not Wine you Philistine It's a 22% Scouse Liqueur!!!

Says fooking wine on the bottle!

 

[HAZZA1962]

Says fooking wine on the bottle!

It actually says Wine Liqueur !!!

 

[Huggett]

It actually says Wine Liqueur !!!

Actually it says Liqueur wine

 

[HAZZA1962]

Actually it says Liqueur wine

I'm not arsed what it is, it tastes wonderful and has the desired effect !!!

 

[u8myufo]

Dear apes.
May I suggest something?
We pre plan camping, so we are able to make a little POTV village?

What we need:
Booze.
Cooking.
Boobs.
Bacon.
Boobs.
Charging.

Pre plan camping befucked! It`s taken you 6 fucking months to sort out how you are getting there.I bet you got no idea where you are slumming it

 

[Huggett]

Jager is sorted.

 

[tobywonkanobi]

Jager is sorted.

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[Raguri]

Pre plan camping befucked! It`s taken you 6 fucking months to sort out how you are getting there.I bet you got no idea where you are slumming it

Pfffffft, not 6 months. a month ago it was touch and go if I could make it.
BUT
Same place as last year, walking distance to the shitter!

 

[Mawsley]

One year at Reading we woke to see how fortunate it was not to camp near the portaloos. A wag had pushed them all over and a row of tents floated in Lake Effluent.

I do not remember being that wag. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I'm not Bungle. These are not the droids you are looking for. But seriously, it wasn't me - that was some nasty shit. Well, a lot of nasty shit.